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Browse our collection of 15 Phallic Shapes Stockings . Most designs are also available on T-Shirts, Tank Tops, Racerbacks, Sweatshirts, Hoodies and other items. Designed and printed in the USA. 100% Satisfaction Guaranteed.
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Phallic Witchy Things Pattern Stocking
Just some, perhaps, oddly phallic shaped and arranged witchy items. Not totally sus, but just enough to where you may get a few chuckles out of humor from these penis-esque magical things. Mushrooms, penis candles, boners, cauldron balls, crystal balls, potions, and a phallic feather to name a few. Cast a hilarious charm on anyone around you who may be fooled by this, at first, unsuspecting, totally innocent design.
Phallic Christmas Cookies Stocking
Want an X-rated Xmas? Merry Dickmas! These aren't your typical sugar cookies, not the ones to bring to the inlaws... for these phallic sugary delights will have you laughing HOE HOE HOE all through the night!
NSFW Penis Fall Pattern Stocking
At first you might see some seasonal corn, gourds, caramel apples, a jug of cider, pumpkins, pumpkin donuts...typical fall essentials. But look closer, there may be a phallic shape trend there, and check out the lines on the leaf - perhaps a bit vagina-esque? Laugh at this seemingly innocent phallic fall pattern!
Penis Plants Pattern Stocking
Ooh plants! I love plants, oh...oh wait what are those? Penis plants, baby. If you love subtle NSFW patterns, and a hint of greenery, then this is the pattern for you!
Halloweenies Pattern Stocking
At first glance you may think this is an average festive Halloween pattern, look a little closer, my dear, those objects may be more phallic than they appear...
Christmas Peens Pattern Stocking
Want an X-rated Xmas? Merry Dickmas! This isn't your ordinary Holiday cheer, not the pattern to show to the inlaws... for these phallic festivities will have you laughing HOE HOE HOE all through the night!
Christmas Tree Pattern Stocking
Tis the season to choose your christmas tree! Get out there and find your favorite! They come in all shapes and sizes!
Dalgona Cookies Stocking
Feed ur sweet tooth with the honeycomb, dalgona cookie! This cookie pattern design is perfect for loving this Korean street treat, playing nostalgic games, and not getting eliminated.
Doodle Boobs Stocking
Show off your love of the female anatomy with these hand-drawn, feminist design, doodle boob pattern socks! Boobs come in all shapes and sizes and we should celebrate that every-damn-day!
Magical Girl Peens Pattern Stocking
These are clearly magical girl items, weapons, transformation devices, but they have a sort of phallic essence to them... Can you notice all the peens in the items?
Art Nouveau Kitsune Stocking
Show off your love for these majestic, mythical, magical, shape shifting yokai foxes with this art nouveau inspired Kitsune design.
Cottagecore Peens Pattern Stocking
The cottage core aesthetic is so beautiful, so cozy and cute - the berries, the baking, the tea. I'm sorry to have to kick it up a notch, but the thing cottage core needs is some NSFW humor. Check out all the hidden and not so hidden penises (peens) in this pattern.
Occult Hidden Penis Pattern Stocking
If you are into all things occult, witchy, or ~mystical~ then this pattern is for you... oh wait... are those dicks? See if you can find all the penis occultish items, and even look to the whispy magical fog.
Purrvana Stocking
Purrvana coming at you with their hit songs such as "Smells Like Tuna Spirit", " Heart Shaped Paw", and "All A-paw-logies"! This famous 90's band is sure to get you nostalgic kitties MEOWING!
Dudley's Boxing Gym Stocking
This cool boxing shirt features a boxing glove holding a rose and the words "Dudley's Boxing Gym" and is perfect for people who like boxing, fighting, training, getting in the ring, going ten rounds, gamers, people who love video games, professional gamers, competitive gamers, fighting in the street, fighters, going to the gym, and getting in shape while showing your nerd pride!
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